I admit, I've been hiding something from you

But only one, two, or maybe none will cash in

If you didn’t watch Squid Games, good news, you can still take this newsletter and run with it. I’ll keep it short and as clear as day. So for about a year, I’ve tingled with this platform. I’ve tried everything from blogging, podcasts, videos, nudes, and drugs (shout out to y’all who are still here from those days).

God, how awful that looks. But I had to do it. If I hadn’t made all those irresponsible and embarrassing decisions, I wouldn’t be who I am today.
I wouldn’t have the message I have for you today that is the answer to all of our problems.

Should you believe me and take this message seriously, that is. Most are fine inside the matrix. That’s fine—we need lawyers, doctors, pastors, and estheticians. Cause I’ll be damned if my future ex-girlfriend doesn’t have a safe space to get sugared. That’s NSFW, but it’s nothing crazy. Look it up on you…