The Abstract Discovery Newsletter
FOR THE CURIOUS, THE SKEPTICAL, AND THE OBSESSIVELY INFORMED.
Welcome to Bad AdHDVICE—where sharp insights meet unapologetic depth. I’m Jayjay (creator, writer, and professional overthinker), and this isn’t just another newsletter. It’s a no-BS zone for people who crave more than hot takes and hollow advice.
We dissect the stuff that actually matters:
🔥 Addiction (why we’re wired to self-sabotage)
🧠 Human behavior (the hidden forces driving your decisions)
💡 Street-smart psychology (how to hack back your focus, time, and sanity)
📌 True crime, culture, and chaos (the stories behind the headlines)
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WHO’S THIS FOR?
✔ Overthinkers in existential freefall – If you’ve ever stared at the ceiling at 3 AM asking, “Wait… what’s the point of any of this?”—this newsletter is your tactical flashlight in the dark.
✔ People tired of “self-help” that doesn’t help – No toxic positivity. No vague “just meditate” advice. Just real talk on how to navigate a world that feels increasingly unhinged.
✔ ADHD brains drowning in distractions – This isn’t just “tips & tricks.” It’s why your chaos is secretly an asset—and how to hack it.
✔ True crime addicts & psychology junkies – For those who obsess over why people break, betray, or self-destruct (and what it teaches us about human nature).
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